Come gather round and hear a tale
of Alcoholic A1do Sale,
Who went on a Saturday evening spree
and ended up in RMC.
He went to the bar at MCU
and had himself a goodly few
Then somewhat slow of step, was seen
falling through the door of Bar Marine.
The barbeque of the Windy Club
he saw as he staggered from his favourite pub,
He went down their to spend the night
and he got himself higher than a Chinese Kite.
So, rotten drunk and acting silly
he tried to swim to Wilingili.
They couldn't find the duty Cox
so Aldo was rescued by Robert Knox.
They carried him to RMC,
Cold as a fish on a slab was he.
Twenty minutes past and gone
Aldo rose, put his clothes back on.
Fit as a horse on a steeplechase
out of the bug house Aldo raced
Back to the bar of his favourite den
Half an hour later he was drunk again